Saturday, January 31, 2009

So you might want to try THIS one...

Remember my post about pick-up lines that should never be used? Well, I heard one last nite that is absolutely amazing. I can't stop laughing about it.

Truth be told, it wasn't used on me by a guy who I might be interested in. (And I'm not sure I'd think it was as funny if it were.) In fact, the man who said it to me was a friend's nearly-50-year-old uncle. (He was just joking. And drunk. I think.)

Anyhow, here goes:

UNCLE JIMMY: Do you know what your problem is? (said in a sort of mean tone)

ME: [blank/uncomfortable stare, while glancing over at my friend whose uncle this is]

UNCLE JIMMY: Absolutely noooothing. (said in a very schmaltzy tone)

Baaa haaa haaa! I don't know why I think that's so funny, but I do. Please try this line out over the next week and let me know how it goes!


Carrie said...

ummm...apparently he wasn't the only family member to be using pick up lines that night. cousin billy threw one out at Colleena & Mollie. RIDIC!

Mel said...

O.M.G. I am totally stealing that!