Remember my post about pick-up lines that should never be used? Well, I heard one last nite that is absolutely amazing. I can't stop laughing about it.
Truth be told, it wasn't used on me by a guy who I might be interested in. (And I'm not sure I'd think it was as funny if it were.) In fact, the man who said it to me was a friend's nearly-50-year-old uncle. (He was just joking. And drunk. I think.)
Anyhow, here goes:
UNCLE JIMMY: Do you know what your problem is? (said in a sort of mean tone)
ME: [blank/uncomfortable stare, while glancing over at my friend whose uncle this is]
UNCLE JIMMY: Absolutely noooothing. (said in a very schmaltzy tone)
Baaa haaa haaa! I don't know why I think that's so funny, but I do. Please try this line out over the next week and let me know how it goes!