Saturday, January 24, 2009

Are we in Arizona?


No, not because of the weather. (At least, not if you're living in snow-covered Cleveland!)

Because of the drought. My dating drought.

I just got a call from a couple (T-n-T), who were calling to tell me that my blog has been sort of boring since the new year because I haven't had any good boy stories.

Let me do the simple math for you:

Always a Bridesmaid + No Dates = No Boy Encounters to Write about for the Blog

So I'm sorry if you guys have been bored with my dating life lately. (Hey, it's been no picnic for me either.)

But I've been doing my best to keep you entertained in the meantime! (I mean, your life will never be the same after learning about mantyhose, right?)

Anyhow, I promise I will find something to do tonite that will put me in a position to possibly meet some boys. And, if all goes well, we'll all have some fun stories to enjoy afterward.

4 comments:

Medicated and Motivated said...

I don't think your blog is boring at all....I enjoy ALL of your stories!

Sparks said...

as someone who lives in arizona - literally - and metaphorically, i can tell you i understand when blog material dries up.
in the past, i've pulled stories out of the way back file to help my readers through the dry spell.
share something with us that happened before all this blogging business began! :)

Anonymous said...

i thought the idea was to only date quality men, not a quantity OF men...hence, less "boy" material for blog. sounds to me like you are right on schedule. by the way, here's some math for you....AAB is articulate + humorous = a never disappointing blog post.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Medicated - Thanks!

Sparks - LOL. I love that you could use the Arizona reference in two ways. Hilar.

Anonymous - you're RIGHT. I forgot about that. And thanks for that math equation. Anonymous + sweet comment = Happy AAB