Sunday, October 12, 2008

Staxting (stalker texting)


Well, my friends... thank goodness for my rule about not deleting old phone numbers from your phone. Yesterday morning, I got a text around 7am. I was awake (but still in bed watching TV), so I picked up the phone to see who it was (since my parents are on vacation and I thought maybe they tried to reach us).

Ummmm... it was an "urgent" text message (who even knew you could DO that?) from The High School Stalker that I wrote about in this post. I have literally not seen him since last summer.

And, this was the "urgent" message: Ur still hot. I've wanted my date since I broke my neck! Remember me?

Let's interpret:
  • Do I remember you? My dad almost got a restraining order against you! But, in order to nip this thing in the bud and hope that I didn't hear any more from him, I simply responded, "Who is this?" (I think it worked... did not get a response.)

  • "My date"??? We NEVER talked about going on a date.

  • Broke your neck? I like how that was casually mentioned as though I already knew it. WTF?

In summary, a psycho guy from high school who told me he loved me on our first date (then proceeded to drop me off and bang some other chic at a party) urgent texted me at an ungodly hour yesterday morning for a date as he was laying in traction.

Man, my dating life is awesome.

7 comments:

Alexa said...

haha, oh dear lord. 7am huh? maybe he hadn't gone to bed because he is now a crackhead. it could happen.

yet another reason to stay the heck away from him! ha

Alexa said...

oh yeah, also, i'm planning a cleveland bloggers meet up at bar cento in nov. are you interested? if so email me at clevelandsaplum @ gmail com

hope to hear from you!

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Alexa - it would not surprise me AT ALL if this guy has developed some crazy new habits (other than stalking me, of course).

I'll email you about the get-together. :)

Anonymous said...

A. Agree with alexa....people that just wake up at 7am tend to think rationally....a rational person does not send that kind of text in "hopes" to someday date/marry you!

B. I don't have a blog but can I come to the bloggers meeting?

Love,
Anonymous

PS - I would also like to take this moment to thank 27 Dresses in Cleveland. Without it I would have never learned how to spell the word anonymous! :)

Allison M. said...

Maybe he thought you were the chick he banged at the party?

Carrie said...

CREEPY!!

I love that Anonymous (now spelling it correctly) comments on all these blogs.

Big Love over Logic said...

I had NO idea you could send an urgent text message. Learn something new everyday!

This made me laugh and think about my own high school stalker... Have no idea where he is and I SO hope to keep it that way!