How the hell does Drew Peterson -- whose third wife was killed and fourth wife is still missing -- get engaged to YET ANOTHER woman?
Granted, I would never want to marry a wife killer... but it just makes me wonder how some (horrible, horrible) people can couple up like it's their jobs... and other (smart, funny, cute) ones (ahem... no names mentioned, of course) can't find a boy toy to save their lives. Something is wrong with the world when this guy can find five women who are willing to marry him and I can't even find one. (Not a woman, of course... but you catch my drift.)
Anyhow, I really think this guy's name should be Eeeew Peterson. Because he is just disgusting. (Translation: he would not qualify for the finders' fee.)