Crap. I just realized it's already June. Which means two things: 1. Mr. May-be was a bust (as were April Adventures and Manhunt March) and 2. I need a name for June's dating adventures.
And, so as not to get your hopes up, you should also probably know that my lunch soiree with The Ram got pushed back to next week. (Work stuff for both of us.) Pooh.
Crap and pooh. *Awesome* use of the English language, Always a Bridesmaid.
Since I can't seem to find the right words right now... wanna help me name this month's dating adventures? All I can think of is "No Jorts June" (as in, I won't go out with any man who wears jean shorts), but I've got to believe there are better options than that. Ideas?
(Sidenote: for some reason, I'm now singing that Nair commercial jingle that you probably all know, but in my warped little mind I've changed the words to "Who wears short jorts?" instead... God, what is wrong with me?)
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am searching a website titled "words starting with J" for your name-of-the-month.
ummm....so your choices are "jack-in-the-pulpit" (which i'm pretty sure harkens back to anne of green gables days) and "jackass bat." (almost positive no relation to anne shirley)
no joke. it says "jackass bat." in a listing of serious crossword-solving vocab.
so, in short, i've got nothing.
How about "Just June," reminiscent of "Just Jack" from Will and Grace. JK or not?
Jeepers and I thought the blumpkin was gross, but so is that picture!!!
Could be a June Bride
em -- hmm... how about Jackass June? No? You're probably right...
blogmom -- LOL. I just imagined Brissy doing "Just Jack" for us.
Big Love -- I know, right? I thought it was a fake picture at first, but I'm not so sure now.
Anon -- June Bride THIS year? From your lips to God's ears. ;)
A few suggestions...
Jocular June - Always good to have a sense of humor.
Jawdropping June - Every guy you meet will be GORGEOUS!
Jacuzzi June - Kinda like "Love In An Elevator"... but in a Jacuzzi.
Jaguar June - Introduce yourself to every guy you see who drives a Jaguar, he might be The One (gotta have goals).
Jukebox June - Every time you see a jukebox, put in a dollar. The man of your dreams might be around to help you pick a song.
Now, here are a few J words to avoid using this month...
Jailbird
Jealous
Jazzercize
Janitor
Good luck! I'll be reading!
"Jizz Filled June!" Ha! Just kidding. None of that! But I did think it was funny...and I'm totally not signing this. :)
I'm sorry I'm still recovering from the photo on the picture, what did you say? lol.
How about, "'Just Date Me for Jesus Christ's Sake' June?" Apologize for using the Lord's name in vain... but I feel your pain!
A Neske -- wow! I really like Jawdropping June. (And don't knock Jazzercise til you try it... HA!)
Anon -- sick. Yet hilarious.
Chelsea -- I'm sorry. I should have had a warning or something, huh?
Stax -- OMG... BEST SUGGESTION EVER!!!!!! LOL.
Hey Hun~
No problem...some times it's just so hard to keep up with your reading list.lol :)
I have to say i have no clue what the heck happened to my May - the month it seems was created to turn my world upside down!
The closer it gets to wedding time the more i feel like i must think like a dude - cause i keep freaking out at everything. But then again L didn't help when we were in PR for my bachlorette weekend. I am just lost & wondering if i might be making a mistake no matter how much i love my Wel.
So many questions are racing in my head...
You could always call June - Jumping June - as in getting a jump on things. lol
You know what's better than jorts? Cargo jorts! Just an FYI. ;P And I have no ideas for a title...
Although A Neske had some AMAZING suggestions and anon's was hilarious, albeit gross, I have to say Stax wins hands down!
Oh. Dear. Lord. That picture is unbelievable. Where do you find this stuff? Nevermind, I don't want to know.
My J suggestions...
I actually like blog mom's Just June... but you could also add a word like Just ____ June (Just Me June, Just the hot single ones please June, Just The Tip June). Oooh I actually like that last one. haha
The only other thing I've got is Jammin' June (apostrophe optional)
But please, not No Jorts June!
Lilly -- sorry, girl. Since I've never been in that position, I'm not quite sure what to say... but it sounds to me that you're just having pre-wedding jitters? Does your fiancee know how you're feeling?
Rena -- cargo jorts? Amazing. And disturbing.
Smash -- ha ha ha! I agree!
Piper -- it's amazing what you find when you just do a Google image search for "jorts." ;)
I agree with Stax. JDMFJCS June!
How about Juicy June... maybe it will lead to some good blog posts. :)
that was really really gross.
you can't have awesome names all the time. Jorts aren't that bad... I mean, jean skirts are hot, so why not jorts??
STAX STAX STAX!
Just Dance June
1. dancing can be attractive
2. "just" dance=indifference, which is even more attractive.
3. Lady Gaga is awesome.
Hope that was short enough for y'all.
La Chiam,
MG
No Jerks, No Jeers And No Tears June.
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