Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Unlike Santa, unicorns and the Tooth Fairy...


... funny, cute, single boys DO exist!

(It's just sometimes harder to find them than an egg hidden by the Easter Bunny on Easter morning!)

I had very fun, thoughtful, engaging conversations with two single boys yesterday. And those two little convos were enough to restore my faith in the fact that there probably IS a boy out there for me.

I just have to find him. (Unless I already have?)

(Sidenote: in the interest of full disclosure, one of the boys I talked to was Mr. X, and the other was a friend I've known for several years. I've purposely not been writing about Mr. X lately since, as you know, he knows about the blog and occasionally reads it. But don't mistake not writing about him a lot for not thinking about him a lot. And wishing he lived here even more.)

Phew. I was starting to think it was hopeless and that I'd never find a boy. At least yesterday confirmed for me that there ARE needles (awesome single guys) in the haystacks (plethora of douchebags).

Time to go huntin' for that needle. It's almost COCKtober.

P.S. Sorry if COCKtober is offensive to anyone. Read: sorry, blogmom and blogdad. But it was the first thing I thought of when dreaming up the name for next month's dating adventures. And it's just too effing funny not to use. At least, I think it is. ;)

16 comments:

Carolina Girl said...

Girl, have you heard Michael Buble's new song? Go check my blog for a link to the video. (or just google) Think you'll like it! :)

Yay for cute normal single boys!! haha

~*~Lilly~*~ said...

OMG....i LOVE COCKtober! lol Good luck on your adventure & weeding through the D-bags! :o)

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Carolina Girl -- OMG, I love it! Thanks! P.S. Great blog. I just started following. You should have told me about it sooner!

Lilly -- glad you like it! :)

MG said...

There you go! Enjoy the ride.

Christina K said...

Why must you vulgarize (new word?) the name of my birthday month? Hope it brings you luck!

M said...

Cocktober. Awesome. Good luck with the search!

Piper said...

First of all, I object to the notion that Santa, unicorns and the tooth fairy DON'T exist.

Second, I know people have written it before... but you should really go meet Mr. X. Make it happen.

Anonymous said...

COCKTOBER??? I just threw up in my mouth!

Blogdad

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

WHY DID THIS POST MAKE ME SAD?!?!?

Late Bride said...

Okay, blogdad is hilarious. And, I agree with the comment about Mr. X. I mean really, is this all just to keep us interested?! Go for it. And, well, Cocktober is pretty creative, I must admit.

Late Bride said...

Thanks to Carolina Girl...love the new song...and is it just me or does he get better looking all the time? OMG.

Julesercise said...

Oh good! I am so glad to hear that Mr. X is still a penpal. I decided to stop asking altogether and that you would end up seeing each other without me nagging about it.

Cocktober? Also totally awesome, especially since my baby will be born this month.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Blogdad -- sorry! I warned you. :)

Alexa -- why did it make you sad?

Late Bride -- okay, okay. I'll try to get on Mr. X's calendar. ;)

Julesercise -- maybe if you name the baby after Mr. X, the real Mr. X will come visit. LOL.

MG said...

I will pay you $5 to develop a sudden interest in pasty Irishmen and start callong October "The Hunt for Red Cocktober."

sorry blogdad and other burning virgin ears, had to.

MG

Maxie said...

I hope this is someone I know.

I only know 2 boys in cleveland. Do the math.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

MG -- hmmm, I don't know that I've ever dated a redhead. Though I WAS one when I was little.

Maxie -- hate to burst your bubble, friend...