OMG, are you freaking kidding me?
Not one... not two... but THREE of you forwarded me a link to this story and accompanying voicemail in the past week, so I figured I should probably post it already.
(BTW, thanks for looking out for me, ladies!)
Seriously. It's ridiculous. And totally (1,000%) worth your time.
Check it out here.
My favorite line is, "There's nothing wrong with me." Um, I would beg to differ.
God, I hope I don't meet any men named Dimitri this weekend. And if I do, I'll sure as hell grab my business card back from him. What a creep.
P.S. I'm inclined to believe this is some sort of viral marketing campaign. This can't be real, can it? Christ, no wonder I'm single.