Thursday, September 3, 2009

"There's nothing wrong with me."

OMG, are you freaking kidding me?

Not one... not two... but THREE of you forwarded me a link to this story and accompanying voicemail in the past week, so I figured I should probably post it already.

(BTW, thanks for looking out for me, ladies!)

Seriously. It's ridiculous. And totally (1,000%) worth your time.

Check it out here.

My favorite line is, "There's nothing wrong with me." Um, I would beg to differ.

God, I hope I don't meet any men named Dimitri this weekend. And if I do, I'll sure as hell grab my business card back from him. What a creep.

P.S. I'm inclined to believe this is some sort of viral marketing campaign. This can't be real, can it? Christ, no wonder I'm single.


t-bone said...

WOWSERS! And I thought I was awkward with girls!

MG said...

this is old news in the douche-mockery world. ot may not be a marketing campaign for him and just uncovering his ways but this is him:

Always a Bridesmaid said...

T-bone -- ha ha! Maybe you should intro yourself as Dimitri and see how it goes.

MG -- must be making its rounds again, then. Three people in one week can't be a coincidence.

MG said...

yeah I think it was pretty well contained to and a few others before.

It's a bad time to be Greek when this guy's around...

so men are said to be more "pavlovian" in their game...think this was positively re-enforced elsewhere before?

Jane Doe said...

I'm sitting here with my mouth hanging open in complete and utter shock and disbelief. That is absolutely unbelievably pompous and jackass-ish. Wow.

(By the way, don't most men think "there's nothing wrong" with them?)

Allison M. said...

that can't be real.

but you know women have received a version like that before somewhere out there.

rachaelgking said...

I know. I KNOW.

Someone tried to tell me that it was a joke and I e-stabbed them. Because it makes it SO MUCH BETTER if it's real.