Thursday, January 7, 2010

What a douchealouche

Why would a guy send you a drink (a Cosmopolitan -- barf!), give you his card (pointing out his cell number on it) and ask you to hang out (and not just to watch a Cavs game, if you catch my drift)... if he's married?

Because he's a douche.

Which apparently makes me a douche magnet. (I obvs didn't know he was married when I was talking to him. No home wrecker here, peeps.)

Let's hope he was the first -- and last -- of the 2010 dbags.

(OK, you can stop laughing now.)

(Sidenote: To spare everyone, I chose not to Google "douche" and post it as an accompanying image to this post. You're welcome.)

Anyhoooo... a reader recently asked about the name for January's dating adventures. Suggestions? (Added inspiration: This is my birthday month.)

Have at it!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should have said yes. You are looking forward to meeting his wife!

FFFF Him, BASTARD!

Love,
Blogdad

Curlygirl said...

Manuary

Curlygirl said...

Manuary!

Suburban Sweetheart said...

Off to a good start!!!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Yeesh. Better luck with the other 359 days...

Ams said...

Are you kidding me?
Some people just continue to amaze me. Over. And over. And over.

hermosamusica said...

Duh, Manuary!

Lisa said...

Man-u-Marry.

It's all about thinking positive and not letting the d-bags of the world bring ya down. Stay strong, sister!

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Blogdad -- that would have been awesome. But I didn't find out he was married until after the fact.

Curlygirl -- you liked it so much, you submitted it twice! :)

Suburban -- thanks! :)

Ams -- should we really be surprised anymore tho?

hermosamusica -- genius!

Lisa -- good one!

Allison M. said...

Hello my fellow Capricorn.

Manuary is a gem.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Allison -- I agree re: Manuary!! :) PS I'm actually an Aquarius.

Anonymous said...

I was at said event, so I'll conceal my identity. That being said, this dude basically stalked AAB from the moment we walked in. Then, when she was off in the bathroom he ordered her a drink.