Thursday, October 8, 2009

Six is the loneliest number...


When I read Lemmonex's tweet and subsequent blog post about the reason a guy cancelled a date with her yesterday, I felt so badly for her.

(Seriously. Go take a gander at her blog post. It will take you all of 30 seconds to read and it is well worth it.)

That is, I felt so badly for her... until I sat back and realized that I haven't even had a date in more than six months.

SIX MONTHS.

And it was with the guy who I went out with a couple days after my date with The Greek. You know, the one who I didn't even give a nickname to because I knew I'd never be writing about him again. Yeah, the date was that good.

It's no wonder that I haven't been posting as much since returning from my blogcation. Just like Jay Leno, I've got no material. Ugh.

So, to cheer me up, please tell me... what's the funniest/most embarrassing/most hilarious thing that's happened to you in the past six months?

(Bonus points if it involves a bad date.)

10 comments:

Allison M. said...

is the same Greek who comments?

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Yep. Same one. You must have missed the post (back in March) when someone "outed" me to him. He subsequently found out about the blog, and now he reads it and comments.

Lemmonex said...

Fuck our lives.

Anonymous said...

Blogmom and Blogdad just got a new lead on a prospect. We are checking into him. Cheer up. as the old saying goes, "when you least expect it, expect it"!

Love,
BD (aka Blogdad... you know I like this initial thing)

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Lemmonex -- I know, right?

Blogdad/BD -- just like a sales guy to call a potential suitor a "lead." Ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

29 single and lives in Rocky River. Where do we go from here?

BD

MG said...

1. earlier this week I publicly tried to kiss a girl in my acting class during an exercise because that was my "truth" in the moment reacting off her behavior (which I perceived to be flirting) and she literally ran away...guess it wasn't her "truth" too...

2. I think if you look at my facebook page I'm arguably embarrasing myself anew every day...it's an art form, really.

@BD- Get into it.

@AAB- I know a lot of guys who call em leads too, but then also "accounts" depending on what's happened thus far. Talking or spending qt= "account maintenance." If you're seeing more than one person, you have a "portfolio of clients" and depending on what your portfolio looks like, in the same Wall Street/finance theme of the above, you may get labeled a Jr or Sr Broker...if you're a total man whore, you become a "VP of Mergers and Acquisitions."

M said...

Check out my blog for the recent post about my bf getting a hernia DURING sex. Should make you feel a little better ;).

Allison M. said...

ok, yes, just wanted to make sure that was the one that comments all the time.

Maxie said...

I seriously think you should let Alexa set you up with someone. She knows some hotties.