Well, it's official. Looks like I won't have a Valentine again this year.
(Other than my adorable little nugget nephew, who is just sweeter than a box of heart-shaped chocolates!)
Anyhow, not having a Valentine sorta bums me out because I really love putting together little Valentine's Day gift packages.
(Heh, heh. I said "package.")
Sooooo... I guess that's good news for you guys. Because I still really want to put together a little fun goody bag. So I'm going to. And I'm going to send it to one of you!
(Provided you don't live in China or somewhere else that will cost a zillion dollars to ship to.)
All you have to do is comment on this post with a Valentine's Day poem for moi!
Have at it! I'll pick my fave poem on Monday, February 15 and announce the winner here.
(Bonus points if it's hilarious, makes fun of douchey guys I've gone out with -- helloooo, Amnesia Guy! -- or just generally puts a smile on my face.)
Always a Bridesmaid
P.S. In order for this to work, you can't comment anonymously. Well, I mean, you can. But it'll be hard to prove that you were the poem's author. (Which means I may just have to keep the sweet treats all for myself!)
P.P.S. Sorry I had to turn word verifications back on in order for you to post a comment. But I've had it up to heeeeere with spammers leaving comments about porn, Viagra and Russian brides (which I have obvs not been publishing). So, at least for the short term, had to turn the verification back on. (Now, if I only had someone to turn me on!)