Monday, November 9, 2009

Looking for Sexy Singles!!

And this time, it's not for myself.

Cleveland Magazine is looking for hotties for its annual Sexy Singles issue in February. Are you a hot single? Or do you know someone who is?

Nominate them here. (And hurry! Nominations are due Friday.)

As long-time readers already know, I was featured as a sexy single back before this blog even existed. And while I obviously didn't meet the future Mr. Always a Bridesmaid (sigh), it was fun to be included in the issue (especially since the photog totally rocked it and somehow made me look tan and relatively skinny in the dead of winter).

Had I been writing the blog back then, you would have heard all about some of these doozies:

  • the guy from high school who sent me flowers to ask me out to dinner

  • another guy from high school who very awkwardly called to ask me out (completely catching me off guard at work), then realized how awkward the conversation was and called back (at 8pm, when he knew I'd be gone from the office) and left not one, but TWO, rambling messages to apologize for asking me out so abruptly in the first call (I mean, even this cold-hearted bitch felt badly for him... for a hot minute, at least)

  • The Murse 2 (I should have learned my lesson with the original Murse, right?)
OK, so maybe those weren't the best examples for you likely candidates out there. But at least I got some dates out of it, right?

(Along with a framed pic of the issue from blogmom and blogdad that would be totes weird for me to hang in my own condo.)

Anyhow, I would LOVE to know if you nominate someone (including yourself!). Who do you have in mind? Be sure to leave a comment. I am sooooo curious!

P.S. If you're nominating a funny, cute, not-a-jackass guy in his late 20s or 30s, I have three words for you: WHAT THE HELL? Why haven't you introduced me to him yet? You bastard.

P.P.S. DIBS!!! There. That's just in case anyone fitting the above description shows up in this year's issue.


Allison M. said...

I would nominate my cousin. The same cousin I have talked to you about and yet to have hooked you up with. Because you live near each other, maybe it will organically happen.

MG said...

I'm nominating 2 of my guy friends.

Maxie said...

alexa should watch out. it's ON.

Anonymous said...

OMG. I just realized that the Greek was a Sexy Single last year. WTF.

He looks like Bob Saget, not in a good way.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Allison -- organic, schmorganic. Don't you want a new purse?

MG -- did you clear it with them first?

Maxie -- OMG, pleeeeeeease doooooooo it!

Anon -- I don't see the Bob Saget (but maybe b/c I've seen MG in person). Hmmm... I'll have to think about that one a little more.

MG said...

yeah I ran it by them, they were into it.

hah yeah, Cleveland Magazine either had very few nominations last year or a sudden lapse in judgement, so I was in.

Hey anon, you're really clever pinching a comment that was left by someone else long ago...or was that you back then and you're still trying to milk funny points out of it 6 months later because you've got no new material?

Why don't you man up, reveal your identity, and after 300 photos are taken, have someone post one without your approval of it so we can all potentially critique how you look? I'm sure you're a 10.

Have a good weekend y'all.