Just when you thought your dating life was the pits, I bring you this amazing post from Carolina Girl.
(Seriously. I LOLed a number of times while reading her descriptions of potential suitors. Go read it now!)
Because nothing says "date me" like a picture of stuffed deer heads mounted on a wall, right? ;)
Showing posts with label dating desperation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dating desperation. Show all posts
Friday, July 16, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Love via DNA
No, not that kind of Monica-Lewinsky-blue-dress DNA, you pervs.
I mean, for realz DNA. The kind that makes you... well... YOU.
I just read about some new dating sites that take swabs of your DNA to match you to other singles in their database in the hope of finding your scientific best match.
It all sounds so romantic, doesn't it? (Seriously. Go take a gander at that article.)
Eeeew. No, thanks.
I'd rather skip over that genes approach and go more for the traditional "jeans" one. (You know. The "how does his tush look in jeans?" test.)
What do you think? Would you use a little white cotton swab in the hopes it'd lead to a big white silk dress?
I mean, for realz DNA. The kind that makes you... well... YOU.
I just read about some new dating sites that take swabs of your DNA to match you to other singles in their database in the hope of finding your scientific best match.
It all sounds so romantic, doesn't it? (Seriously. Go take a gander at that article.)
Eeeew. No, thanks.
I'd rather skip over that genes approach and go more for the traditional "jeans" one. (You know. The "how does his tush look in jeans?" test.)
What do you think? Would you use a little white cotton swab in the hopes it'd lead to a big white silk dress?
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