OMG, are you freaking kidding me?
Not one... not two... but THREE of you forwarded me a link to this story and accompanying voicemail in the past week, so I figured I should probably post it already.
(BTW, thanks for looking out for me, ladies!)
Seriously. It's ridiculous. And totally (1,000%) worth your time.
Check it out here.
My favorite line is, "There's nothing wrong with me." Um, I would beg to differ.
God, I hope I don't meet any men named Dimitri this weekend. And if I do, I'll sure as hell grab my business card back from him. What a creep.
P.S. I'm inclined to believe this is some sort of viral marketing campaign. This can't be real, can it? Christ, no wonder I'm single.
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WOWSERS! And I thought I was awkward with girls!
this is old news in the douche-mockery world. ot may not be a marketing campaign for him and just uncovering his ways but this is him:
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
T-bone -- ha ha! Maybe you should intro yourself as Dimitri and see how it goes.
MG -- must be making its rounds again, then. Three people in one week can't be a coincidence.
yeah I think it was pretty well contained to hotchickswithdouchebags.com and a few others before.
It's a bad time to be Greek when this guy's around...
so men are said to be more "pavlovian" in their game...think this was positively re-enforced elsewhere before?
I'm sitting here with my mouth hanging open in complete and utter shock and disbelief. That is absolutely unbelievably pompous and jackass-ish. Wow.
(By the way, don't most men think "there's nothing wrong" with them?)
that can't be real.
but you know women have received a version like that before somewhere out there.
I know. I KNOW.
Someone tried to tell me that it was a joke and I e-stabbed them. Because it makes it SO MUCH BETTER if it's real.
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